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Jesse

1. You hate it when I spell your name Jessie, what else bugs the bejeezus out of you?
The birthday song. It’s trite and no one can sing it well. Other than that just this lovely little narcissistic society we’ve created for ourselves.

2. What are you always listening to on your headphones?
Usually all sorts of podcasts but mostly comedic by nature. I prefer to walk around with mental stimulation and giggles emitting from my face. It’s helpful too because it makes an onlooker think I’m a crazy person thus blending right in at the transit station.

3. It’s common knowledge that you’re a master Angry Birds player, besides that game, what’s your favorite Smart Phone App?
Someone has gravely led you astray. I have a crippling fear of birds and love for bovines of all variety. Therefore, that is a game I would never support. To them I say “GOOD DAY!!” shazaam is pretty neat though. I wonder how It works you know.

4. If you had the choice to record DVD commentary on any movie to be included on the disc, what would it be and what would you wear?It would have to be ” the room ” and I’d wear the same clothes as the main character named Jonny. After all I too am just an average American man.

5. 4th of July is right around the corner, do fireworks still make you go “ooooh… aaaahhhh”?
No, just aaahhhh no ooooh. And I should clarify the aaaahh is more of shriek like AAAAAAAHHH!!!! 

6. Favorite Seinfeld episode?
Only correct answer: the contest.

7. I want to re-ask a question that was asked last week, it’s a good question but Kelsey’s answer sucked… Picture this: We’re building a Lost Abbey Restaurant, and letting the staff each craft and name a meal on the menu… What would be your culinary creation (Sandwich, burrito, crepe, etc)?
You know how some people question if the first moon landing was a hoax. I question you for thinking this is a ” good question “. That said, halibut or shark or some kind of higher end fish I guess. 

Meet Michelle B!

Michelle

When I first started to interview Michelle, she would only answer my questions with questions. I asked her “How are you doing today” and she would reply with “Do you enjoy watching paint dry?”. This went on for about an hour, I kept asking different questions and she kept asking me if I enjoyed watching paint dry. After downing two Hop 15’s, I decided I would answer her question… “No, Michelle, I don’t enjoy watching paint dry”. She responded with “Good, you’ve passed the test, now we may begin the interview”. Then she  impersonated Shang Tsung from the movie Mortal Kombat and yelled “It Has Begun!”. CLICK HERE if you don’t know what I mean.

1. What is your go-to Karaoke song and would you sing it for us? 
The ancient art of Kara-oke is truly my favorite thing to do on a daily basis. I love to sing anything written by the great and wonderfully talented Michael Bolton. Yes, I think think we should have a Lost Abbey Karaoke night!

2. Who would you be in the “Game of Thrones” universe? (and don’t say a dragon, everyone wants to be a dragon)
Game of Thrones isn’t my cup of tea. I prefer Antiques Road Show

3. What’s your hidden talent? (Follow up question: Why do you hide it?)
I love knitting outfits for my cats while watching Antiques Road Show. I’ve kept this a secret because I know everyone would hit me up for my awesome cat active-wear.

4. If you had to choose one celebrity to record your voicemail message, who would it be? 
Definitely Will Ferrell as Harry Carey

5. Word around the brewery is you are really into video games, if you created a Lost Abbey video game, who would be the hero? (Tomme wants to be the Final Boss, so you can’t pick him)
Without a doubt in my mind…. Kevin Hopkins is the hero of the Lost Abbey Video Game –  (this question was brought to you by Kevin Hopkins Publishing… Check out their newest cookbook “To Serve Man”)

6. What CD is in your car right now?
This new band that is pretty awesome named Dead Feather Moon

7. If we bought you a “Soda Stream” for Christmas (btw: we’re not planning on it), what would be the first drink you’d make? 
I did get a soda stream for Christmas 2 years ago and the first soda I made was root beer!